Todd Robbins' Amazing Feats
(or is that Amazing Feets?)
HE MAKES A MEAL OUT OF FLAMING TORCHES!!
HE EXTINGUISHES A BURNING CIGAR BY SNUFFING
IT OUT ON HIS TONGUE!!
HE BITES INTO LIGHT BULB AND CHOWS DOWN ON THE BROKEN GLASS!!
HE STROLLS ACROSS JAGGED BROKEN BOTTLES
IN HIS BARE FEET!!
HE CRUSHES A SOLID CINDERBLOCK BRICK ON
THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!
HE RAMS SOLID SWORD BLADES DOWN HIS THROAT!!
HE THROWS HIS HAND INTO AN ANIMAL TRAP
AND HAS THE JAWS SPRING SHUT ON HIS FINGERS!!
HE HAMMERS A HUGE NAIL INTO HIS NOSE!!
HE TAKES AN INNOCENT BALLOON AND DEMONSTRATES
AN ASTOUNDING PRINCIPLE OF ANATOMY!!
HE USES THE POWER OF HIS LUNGS TO BLOW
UP A RUBBER HOT WATER BOTTLE UNTIL IT EXPLODES!!
All of these possible impossibilites
are wrapped up with a cutting edge sense of humor and proves that
Todd Robbins is
THE POST-MODERN MASTER OF THE SIDESHOW!
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